The mainstream media makes it very simple to figure out who we, or more importantly, who YOU are.  If you vote for a Republican, you are a racist, sexist, gun loving, warmongering bigot who hates the thought of teenagers having sexual relations without consequences.  You also love Jesus way to much, and that's a big problem, because you don't love Muslims.  You are rich, and hate your unfortunate neighbors, and will squeeze a penny until it bleeds, and you never help the homeless, and you drive huge polluting SUVs.  According to the mainstream media, you also club baby seals, harpoon whales, and drill for oil, killing millions of innocent owls.

If you are a Christian, you are the reason the Muslims hate us, and the reason why the USA is hated so much by the rest of the world.  We all know what a peaceful religion Islam is.  Your religious beliefs are dangerous, and you should be persecuted by all means.  America was founded on the principles of free speech and all the founding fathers were Athiest Muslim Liberals who ran away from Europe to found a new country so they could find new reasons to spend your tax dollars.  That's basically what the mainstream media tries to pound into our heads on a daily basis.

According to the mainstream media, if you own a gun, you are the prime reason for all violent crime, all over the world.  Your gun will kill unknown thousands, maybe millions of innocent people, especially if your gun catches them breaking into your house.  If you own a gun, you misunderstood the 2nd Amendment to the Constitution, because we all know that only militias, which are also bad, can possess guns.  If you hunt or fish, you are a murderer.  If you believe the mainstream media, fish feel one million times more pain by being caught with a hook than any human mother experiences from childbirth.  According to the mainstream media, cutting your grass or grilling outdoors causes millions of icebergs to melt, which will cause the world to end in approximately 12 years.  The earth is heating up at an alarming rate, and the record snowfalls in the northern US and Canada are just more proof of Global Warming.  According to the mainstream media, the sky is literally falling, each and every day, and it's all YOUR fault.

According to the mainstream media, if you vote Democrat, then you are an enlightened, intelligent, open minded overall great person.  But let's see what happens if you vote for one presidential candidate or another.

If you vote for Hillary Clinton, you are a racist.  How could anyone not vote for the black guy unless they are racist?  According to some in the mainstream media, Hillary doesn't make 'thrills' go up men's legs, and she sometimes looks tired.  Sometimes she even looks, God forbid, old.  Voting for Hillary is definitely racist. 

If you vote for Barack Obama, you are sexist.  How can you vote for man when you've got the world's smartest woman running for President?  If you vote for Barack, you are an elitist, and furthermore, Barack lacks the 30 years of experience that Hillary has for the job.  After all, the mainstream media says that since Hillary lived in the White House for 8 years, that makes her infinitely more qualified than Barak.  Hillary was under enemy sniper fire in Eastern Europe.  She said she was.  It must be true.  Even if it's not true, one thing that the mainstream media has taught us since the early 1990's is that lying is ok, because everyone does it, and it's not big deal if the President does too, unless he's a Republican.

According to the mainstream media, whoever you are, you're not important.  You must have an Obama or a Clinton to make all your decisions for you.  The reason is because you are not smart enough to manage your own life, and therefore you need someone with the lifetime of experience that Clinton or Obama have.  If you disagree with the mainstream media's assessment of your miserable life, then you are hopelessly closed minded, and probably read extreme right wing websites like the Drudge Report, or watch the terribly right wing Fox News channel.  According to the mainstream media, you are expendable, and there is no reason not to raise your taxes to the point that you starve to death. 

According to the mainstream media, Chris Matthews and Keith Olberman are much smarter than you.  So is Al Franken, and Al Gore.  Bill Clinton is the smartest man in the universe, except when he disagrees with his wife. 

The mainstream media knows who you are.  If you don't live in New York or Los Angeles, or San Francisco, or Washington, DC, you are most likely a gun toting bubba driving around in a pickup truck, with no teeth, and no brains.

The mainstream media obviously knows what they're doing, don't they?  They're the experts, and they tell you what they believe you should know. 

It's for your own good.

To the federal government.  At last count, somewhere close to 50% of all Americans will vote for whomever wins the Democratic Party nomination.  What do Democrats stand for?  Let's see.

1. Raise taxes.  This is always the Democrat's way to fix all problems.  How many have problems have raising taxes actually solved?  About zero.

2. Peace at all costs.  Terrorists would be our friends if we just talked to them.  That's basically what both Democrat's are saying, when you come right down to it.

3. Increase the power of the UN over the USA.  World government is still in vogue, and the Democrats are all for it.  Less power for the people means more power for the Democrats.

4.  Continue to fine tune the education of our children.  Democrats repeatedly believe it is better for our children to feel better about themselves than it is to actually learn anything about how to read, write, perform math problems, understand science, or reason effectively.

5. Christians are evil.  We keep hearing this in the Main Stream Media daily, so it must be true.  Christians are the root of all evil in this world, and Muslims are to be treated with respect.  The peaceful religion exhibited by the Muslims in this world must be respected at all costs, while Christians are absolute animals.  All Christians are suspect and are probably child molesters or murderers, according to the average Democrat politician.

6. Vote Democrat because it uplifts the African Americans.  This has been rammed down our throats for about 40 years now by the MSM, and unfortunately there are still African Americans who believe it.  Some don't, but many do.  Many African Americans have discovered that they have been held basically in slavery by voting for Democrats over the last 40 years.

So the esteemed Eric Alterman claims that "Jesus was a Liberal".  Let's examine that.

If Jesus was liberal, why is his name basically not allowed in any public school in America?

If Jesus was liberal, what would he have to say about abortion?

If Jesus was liberal, what would he say about Alterman's comment "You don't take orders from God."

If Jesus was liberal, why did he have a job and listened to God?

If Jesus was liberal, why is his name used as a the beginning of "jokes' to so many present day liberals?

Think about it.